Books in Awesome Jokes for Kids series

What has a bottom at the top?Your leg!What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?A close shave with a gorilla!What does a man with two left feet wear?Flip-flips!If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?Hurry-canes!Here at last: the funny jokes that every eight year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Newsflash: Don't miss the sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 8 Year Old Should Know!

How does a mouse feel after a bath?Squeaky clean!How do you catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act nuts!What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey!What do you call a train full of chewing gum?A chew-chew train, of course!Here at last: the funny jokes that every six year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving six year old!Newsflash: Don't miss the sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 6 Year Old Should Know!

What does a hurricane do in the morning?Puts on his windsocks!How do artists protect their castle?With a drawbridge!Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible!I'm sorry. I can't see you today!Why do potatoes make the best teachers?Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Newsflash: Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 7 Year Old Should Know!

Which dog always wins the race?The one with the comfortable lead!How do angry people tie their shoes?With a crossbow!What's big, purple and smells horrible?A monster's bottom!What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?Just cut and paste!Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Newsflash: Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 9 Year Old Should Know!PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!

How do you make a scary sandwich?Fill it with SCREAM cheese!How should you sit when you’re angry?Cross-legged!Which farm animal can open doors?A battering ram!How do dinosaurs like their carrots?ROAR!They said it couldn’t be done. Some grown-ups even said it shouldn’t be done. But here it is: more Awesome Jokes for 6 year olds.Freshly hatched, these wriggly devils will run riot. Silliness rules on every page with hysterical jokes that will crack kids up and send grown-ups sprinting for the hills (or the earplugs)!There are head-scratchers and wordplay galore. And kids get help to write their own jokes, so the laughs will never stop!This is the second volume of Awesome Jokes Every 6 Year Old Should Know. Look out for Fantastic Wordsearches for 6 Year Olds, too!

How does a cat make milkshakes?With its whiskers!What do you call a slow eagle?A soar loser!How do astronomers like their coffee?The Milky Way!How do you remind a musician?Use a sticky note!They said it couldn’t be done. Some grown-ups even said it shouldn’t be done. But here it is: the second book of Awesome Jokes for 7 year olds.Freshly hatched, these wriggly devils are all set to run riot. Silliness rules on every page with funny jokes that will crack kids up – and send grown-ups sprinting for the hills (or the earplugs)!There are head-scratchers and wordplay galore. And kids even get help to write their own jokes, too, so the laughs need never stop!Also available: the first Awesome Jokes series for children 5 and up.

What happened when the wig-maker crashed his car?The hair bags went off!What animal comes just before seagull in the dictionary?Beagle!What do you get if you mix three volcanoes, two meteorites and one tsunami?A recipe for disaster!What type of sand sticks words together?Ampersand!They said it couldn’t be done. Some grown-ups even said it shouldn’t be done. But here it is: the second book of Awesome Jokes for 9 year olds.Freshly hatched, these wriggly devils are all set to run riot. Silliness rules on every page with hysterical jokes that will crack kids up – and send grown-ups sprinting for the hills (or the earplugs)!There are head-scratchers and wordplay galore. And kids even get help to write their own jokes, too, so the laughs need never stop!Also available: the first Awesome Jokes series for children 5 and up.

How do strict bees punish their children?With bees whacks!What’s the wrong way to hold your pen?Write side up!Why do weightlifters make great parents?Because they don’t like to put you down!What's the loudest sound at a birdwatchers' picnic?Swallows!They said it couldn’t be done. Some grown-ups even said it shouldn’t be done. But here it is: the second book of Awesome Jokes for 8 year olds.Freshly hatched, these wriggly devils are all set to run riot. Silliness rules on every page with funny jokes that will crack kids up – and send grown-ups sprinting for the hills (or the earplugs)!There are head-scratchers and wordplay galore. And kids even get help to write their own jokes, too, so the laughs need never stop!Also available: the first Awesome Jokes series for children 5 and up.

Funny Bee Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean bee jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about bees. With cute and silly bee illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny jokes from this book...Q: What are the smartest bees?A: Spelling bees!HAHA!Q: What did the bee say to the flower?A: Hello honey!LOL!Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee?HAHA!Q: What do bees chew?A: Bumble gum!Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Funny Monkey Jokes!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean monkey jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about monkeys. With cute and silly monkey illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny Monkey Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Fun mazes and puzzles includedExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: What does a gorilla learn first in school?A: The apey-cees!~HAHA!~Q: What do you feed an 800 pound gorilla?A: Anything he wants to eat!~LOL!~Q: Why did the army general want to hire apes for combat?A: They are excellent at waging gorilla-warfare!~HAHA!~Q: How do you make a gorilla float?A: Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a very tasty gorilla!This funny joke book is full of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about monkeys, apes, and gorillas will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!